Sunday, 4 January 2009

Flight Attendant to the Stars

Only one month after fussing the bajeevers over Alicia Keys, Mumma Keys and the affiliated travelling soiree of assistants, my very next New York flight I worked (bearing in mind, I had had three weeks off, and one London flight in the meantime), I arrived at JFK Terminal 4 in preparation for EK202 back to Dubai, to find out from our Ground Services staff that Beyoncé and her husband, Jay-Z, would be on board in First Class.

Self-proclaiming myself now as Emirates' First Class Celebrity Flight Attendant of Choice, I was honoured to be looking after the every need of Ms Knowles and Jay-Z, as they relaxed and enjoyed their journey on their holiday they were taking beyond Dubai.

Again, it against my professional capacity to divulge anything to you all here, but I am very happy to say that they are both incredibly humble, beautiful people, who appreciated the low-profile we provided them onboard. It would be a pleasure to have them back on a flight of mine, should they require my services into the future! Here's hoping! All the single ladies. All the single ladies. All the single ladies... Uh uh oh!....

Celebrities out there: I am sure you have heard through your a-list friends about me, so should you require me to assist you on a private jet in the future, be sure to let me know.

1 comments:

Postcards and Coasters said...

Years ago I had Alicia Keys on my flight before I knew who she was. Her people were like you've never heard of Alicia? Can I help it... I live in a barn. :) I love New Zealand. Christ Church is so pretty!